January 27, 2015
KANYE WEST EXPLAINS WHY HE DOESN’T SMILE
Kanye West might have a wifey whose derriere is so incredible (and shiny) that it breaks the Internet, and a mini Kanye who is just about the cutest (if also grumpy looking) thing ever, but there’s one thing for certain, Yeezy just doesn’t appear to enjoy cracking a smile.
The question on everyone’s lips is – with all of the above joys in his life – why so grumpy Kanye? Well, the “Yeezus” singer has revealed all, and the answer is so veryKanye.
“Back when I was working on Yeezus, I saw this book from the 1800s and it was velvet-covered with brass and everything. I looked at all these people’s photos and they look so real and their outfits were incredible and they weren’t smiling and people, you know the paparazzi, always come up to me, ‘Why you not smiling?’ and I think, not smiling makes me smile… When you see paintings in an old castle, people are not smiling cause it just wouldn’t look as cool.”
So, quite simply, smiling is just not cool. And who are we to question the man; he is a God (Hurry up with his damn croissants).